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Life is what you make of it...kind of like Play-Doh.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.

Never wrestle with a pig.  You both get all dirty and the pig likes it.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

If at first you donít succeed, try, try again. Then quit. THereís no use being a damn fool about it.
       -W.C. Fields

Donít worry about the world coming to an end today.  Itís already tomorrow in Australia.
       -Charles Schultz

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them getnly.

Be yourself. Who else knows how?

Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
       -Albert Schweitzer

I never gave them hell.  I only told the truth and they thought it was hell.
       -Harry S. Truman

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you donít actually live longer, it just seems longer.
       -Clement Freud

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
       -F.P. Jones

Youíll be OK so long as you have faith in the healing power of alcohol.
       -Alex Cheema-Fox

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say -- because they were too obvious.
       -Andre Gide

If we donít change direction soon, weíll end up where weíre going.
       -Professor Irwin Corey

When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change, you will change.
       -Dr. Robert Anthony