Life is what you make of it...kind of like Play-Doh.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty and the pig likes it.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
If at first you donít succeed, try, try again. Then quit. THereís no use being a damn fool about it.
Donít worry about the world coming to an end today. Itís already tomorrow in Australia.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them getnly.
Be yourself. Who else knows how?
Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell.
-Harry S. Truman
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you donít actually live longer, it just seems longer.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Youíll be OK so long as you have faith in the healing power of alcohol.
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say -- because they were too obvious.
If we donít change direction soon, weíll end up where weíre going.
-Professor Irwin Corey
When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change, you will change.
-Dr. Robert Anthony