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Life is what you make of it...kind of like Play-Doh. -Unknown
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water. -Unknown
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty and the pig likes it. -Unknown
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. -Unknown
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. THere’s no use being a damn fool about it. -W.C. Fields
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles Schultz
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them getnly. -Unknown
Be yourself. Who else knows how? -Unknown
Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings. -Unknown
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. -Albert Schweitzer
I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell. -Harry S. Truman
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off. -Unknown
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking, and loving, you don’t actually live longer, it just seems longer. -Clement Freud
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. -F.P. Jones
You’ll be OK so long as you have faith in the healing power of alcohol. -Alex Cheema-Fox
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say -- because they were too obvious. -Andre Gide
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going. -Professor Irwin Corey
When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change, you will change. -Dr. Robert Anthony
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